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vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

meladoodle:

jewishcactus:

meladoodle:

in heaven are you still wearing the same clothes you die in? cause if so im wearin this for the rest of my life image

i know the feel

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my… soulmate

(Source: meladoodle)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

loliconprince:

making ppl u hate mad is almost erotic

marcelotd:

At least I just took one of those really good hangover shits

themegamichaela:

Do you ever notice how weird blinking is!? Like we all just have to shut our eyes every 5 seconds for a second ?

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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